Maintenance
I met Seth in High School, well I should say we fell in love in High School, it is a great epic love story that will be told on the big screen one day. I will be played by a young Scarlett Johansson, Seth will be played by a young Rock Dwayne Johnson. Yeah that's how we see ourselves. Why?
Moving on. In high school I was this little hippie girl who had long blonde curly hair, the curls were easy and awesome...I would describe them as soft dreadlocks. Honestly it took me a matter of minutes to get ready everyday...and that includes a shower...if it was Monday, Thursday or Saturday. Just kidding. Only Thursday would I shower. Alright maybe I wasn't that big of a hippie. Well little did I know, but that was one of the things Seth really loved about me. He loved that I was low maintenance. Well currently Seth and I are living our happily ever after but a stick has been thrown in the spokes of our happy marriage...the woman he thought he knew is gone...because I have left the world of low maintenance to moderate maintenance. I know shocking already. Let me explain. I had this awesome kid named Boy Pirate Fisher, the first thing he pirated was my hair, while I was pregnant my blonde started to fade...then my curl started to leave...then when I had him all of my hair fell out...well not all of it, but close. So now I am in a weird limbo place I have never been before. Kind of curly, kind of straight...kind of looking like junk if I don't do anything to it. So now I have to curl it with a curling iron or flat iron it. Yeah I know it takes me like 15-20 minutes to get ready everyday! What the crap is this about. Granted I don't look like a bum, which is kind of a nice change...it motivates me not to wear sweats all day, but the temptation is still strong. So my Seth has to deal with a maintence wife. The poor guy...but I tell him this is my plan to be a trophy wife...he just laughs.
5 comments:
Tell him 15-20 minutes is low maintenance! That's a bummer about your hair turning on you! I like the Pirate analogy though, that's pretty clever. My hair has always been half curly and half straight, so I always have to do something with it...it's lame, but hey, I make do with what I got! Wasn't your hair kinda half and half when we were kids too? Mine was stick straight, I don't know what happened! :)
I love your new series. I hope you keep it up. It's so fun to see into your thoughts a little. Sorry about your hair. I hope the blonde and the curl come back. I know your still gorgeous without them, but your blond curls really are bewitching. I miss them. :)
I see Seth being played by Woody Allen
Next comes the pantyhose:)
Wow, 15-20 minutes...I better not let Baptiste read this. I'm thinking I no longer qualify in the moderate maintenance range...
:)
By the way, how are you guys? How much longer will you be in UT?
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