I'm thinking about putting an ad in the paper in hopes of finding a girlfriend.
FMRBRSRP* seeking other FMRBRSRP* enjoys long bike rides, grueling runs, polar swims with snapping turtles, sarcasm and sass. Will train** and commit to any race you offer.
I need to find some cool girls to kick it with, but I don't want to find friends that don't like to do everything I do. They should at least do some of the things I like to do. Otherwise our friendship just won't work. I have enough good friends I can talk to about life and such, but I need a training partner who I can have slam*** nights with. She will need to be tough and have a great sense of humor...otherwise she will dump me. (it's happened before)
Seth has been getting me numbers from mountain biker women. He's such a good guy. He will talk to any woman who has a bike to get their number for me...wait a second...that doesn't sound right. I think he's alright though.
I have a couple numbers and emails so I am going to start making some first dates happen here. Wish me luck...it's like starting all over. I have this awesome girlfriend who would do anything athletic with me...but she doesn't live in Logan yet...we thought the long distant relationship would work but it hasn't. It's been pretty hard on both of us. Until she moves out here so we can continue making each other wake up too early in the morning and bringing the rain to every work out I have to make new friends...friends we can share.
I'll let you know how it all goes.
*Female Mountain and Road Biker Runner Swimmer and Racquetball Player
**training may not actually happen
*** hours and hours of crazy work out in the middle of the night
9 comments:
mawh. i heart you. hope you find your soulmate soon!
You are so funny. If I hear of anyone, I'll let you know. =)
Eugena,
I pretty much don't do any of those things (besides run and swim, on occasion)...but I'd still love to be your friend!
Mer, you are totally my friend...hello we have deeper connections.....Frenchie connections
Ah, yes, a good girlfriend is hard to find...
Good luck with that search. It made me tired just thinking about doing all those things! Way to live up though, I admire you:)
I think we should use science to clone you: that way you would have a training partner, a personal massage therapist and a chef.
I miss you girl! You make me laugh so hard. You are truly amazing and I wish I had your energy to do all you do.
For the first time, I agree with Kellen!
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