The End Tally

This is me stuffing my face after the race and right before I passed out. It was kind of funny when I did fall asleep I was still running in my dreams. So here's the damage:
5 Bruised toes;
6 Blisters;
1 Flesh wound(on the heel);
1 Jacked up right knee;
Sunburn on my arms;
Cankles;
Dehydration;
Endless amounts of pain in my legs;
Sore abs, shoulders, and back.

However out of all of that I did get the following:
1 Medal;
1 T-shirt;
Jelly Belly energy beans;
Sandals;
Those muffins you see me eating;
and a whole lot of bragging rights. In the end I was still short changed. If this were a MasterCard commercial I would have said that those Bragging Rights were: Priceless.